Vegetarian food?

My colleagues tend to mis-understood me. For example:

I don't like to drink carbonated drinks
I don't like to eat carbo

The above are all false!!

I do eat vegetarian food though it is full of carbo carbo & carbo.
My fav dishes are like mock goose, mock duck, mock fatty meat, mock luncheon meat.

I usually don't do so coz i think they contains alot of MSG and is unhealthy. Moreover, i'm cannot live w/o meat.